Nothing says sexy like a man in footy pajamas...

http://www.pajamacity.com/

Wow...all I can say is....wow. If my man showed up in bed wearing these, I'd laugh my ass off. Granted, they're probably incredibly comfy and keep you warm. But unless you're sleeping alone, who needs that much warmth? And the fact that some have drop seats--just a little to Pa Ingalls for me, thanks. ;-)

Who knew he was such a dirty guy?

This video had me & my friends at work laughing so hard we got tears in our eyes. This is what happens when you take an innocent children's song/video and bleep out just one simple word (in this case "count") and R-rated hilarity ensues...

I'm gonna have to get me one of these!!

I just have to draw your attention for a moment to another blog called "arghink" and a certain topic that caught my eye...

The Glittery Hoo Ha

I'm gonna have to get me one of these! Is it something that you're just born with? Can I learn it? Can I just buy some glitter at the local craft store and (a la Tim Gunn) "make it work"? This bears investigation....

Free Rice!

Someone just brought this web site to my attention this morning and it looks like a pretty cool thing they're doing. (Especially to someone like me who is a grammar nut.) You have to choose the correct definitition for words that they give you. For each word that you get right, they will donate 10 grains of rice to the United Nations World Food Program. I don't know if there's any way to really know if this is for real or not--I hope that it is. But if it's not....well....at least you learned some new vocabulary words!

Free Rice to help end world hunger

This is why I love LOLCats:

moar funny pictures

Gotta love those romance novel covers...

The women at Smart Bitches have posted yet another great collection of romance novel covers. Bad hair, confusing poses, and serious mantitty.
Click here for some snark
(Oh, and don't forget to read the comments)

Bollywood Meets Trojan

Holy condoms Batman! We hit the motherlode of educational videos with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g

Yes, it's actually almost 7 minutes long. Yes, there are dancing Indian men dressed up like condom Teletubbies. And yes, there is one brief pictorial towards the end which is a drawn example of gay sex. But kudos to them for trying to make an effort to educate everyone on safe sex. Don't worry, it comes with subtitles and boy, are some of them hilarious! I never knew condoms were good-natured. And I love the admonishing about half way through to the younger people: "In your youth you become rash and careless. You think no end of yourself. You desire for sex with multiple partners. For momentary pleasure you go to great lengths." (heh--go to great lengths...)

Some thoughts come to mind though:

Why the long white opera gloves? Is it supposed to add a touch of class?

What is the point of the group of dancing guys in white? (Is that the musical Bollywood portion of the video?) And that ridiculous popping up behind the other dancers like an excited little prairie dog...the one in the middle has that smile & shrug down, doesn't he?

And those serious guys standing around in the background. You'd think they could have sprung (heh) for some video vixens or some Indian belly dancing version of them.

Did they REALLY need that drawing of the gay sex? Don't you think they already know how it works? Do they honestly need a diagram?

Well, at least it was very educational and covered a realm of information. Thank goodness for assorted colors & fragrances!

I've been a bad, bad girl....

Before you get those naughty thoughts going in your head, what I mean is that I haven't written anything here in a LONG time! You know how sometimes the time just gets away from you--hockey season starts, trips are taken, work is busy--then you realize you haven't written anything to amuse/annoy your friends in awhile.

A few new things to take note of, since I've still been perusing the internet even though I haven't written anything here:

I'm on Facebook now, so if any of you are on it you can find me here: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513448033

I've found another web site (thanks to my sister) that I love to look at and have added it in my links. http://www.engrish.com Checking out the pictures on this web site make me want to take a trip to Japan (or China), just for the giggle factor alone. Here are some examples:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=dont-touch-yourself.jpg&category=CHINGLISH&date=2007-01-29

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=happy-children-factory.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2007-06-10

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=spare-prick.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2007-04-03

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=not-feel-well-get-drunk.jpg&category=Signs/Posters&date=2007-01-10

How can you not love their command of the english language?