TV Dinner guy

Too funny!!!

Don't Hassel the Hoff...

There's just something terribly wrong with this:
http://www.waxhoff.com/

Pink Pistol Packing Lesbian Gangs....wtf???

I ran across mention of this on a blog that I read (one of my favorites--Smart Bitches--see my blog list) and I just HAD to share...

Apparently we should all be in fear for our heterosexual lives due to marauding gangs of pink pistol packing lesbians. Here is a link to the story from the Southern Poverty Law Center, about the "expert" who appeared on Bill O'Reilly's program on Fox News:
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/news/item.jsp?aid=274&site_area=1

Of course, I had to immediately email a couple of lesbian friends to see if they own any pink pistols. ;-)

Thoooooo thexy!

People really need to listen to people's voices before they hire them to do radio ads....

I just came back from getting lunch and while I was driving to Subway I was listening to my XM radio. A commercial came on for women's "sensual items" and I almost died laughing. The woman doing the commercial had a horrible lisp! (Not that having a lisp is funny, just that it made the commercial sound so wrong...) Picture this: "Ladieth you can add thome exthitement to your thex life with thenthual lotionth, pleathure toyth and thexy lingerie." (All done in one of those "sexy" voices, of course...) This went on for the whole commercial! ROFL! For some reason I kept picturing Cindy Brady....